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<H1>Welcome to the ISR!</H1>
The ISR is the world's best-known repository of truly trifling and insignificant research results. Visit our pages regularly to keep up with the exciting efforts of our team of talented scholars, and their magnificent efforts to extend the boundaries of science and technology to ever more meaningless ends.
<H2>The ISR Staff</H2>
Dr. Maury Singleton-Smith, PhD, Director<BR>
Dr. Gwyneth Gastropolis, Phd, Chief of Research<BR>
Dr. Simon Schuster, MD, PhD, Head, Impracticality Dept.<BR>
<H2>ISR's Current Projects</H2>
Beyond Charm and Strangeness: The Nerdon<BR>
Lukewarm Fusion<BR>
Harnessing the Power of Stilton Cheese<BR>
The Dancing Louie Masters<BR>
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For more information about the ISR, please contact
<A HREF=mailto:nerdboy@isr.org>Dr. Singleton-Smith</A>.
All financial contributions are cheerfully accepted.
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Welcome to the ISR!

The ISR is the world's best-known repository of truly trifling and insignificant research results. Visit our pages regularly to keep up with the exciting efforts of our team of talented scholars, and their magnificent efforts to extend the boundaries of science and technology to ever more meaningless ends.

The ISR Staff

Dr. Maury Singleton-Smith, PhD, Director
Dr. Gwyneth Gastropolis, Phd, Chief of Research
Dr. Simon Schuster, MD, PhD, Head, Impracticality Dept.

ISR's Current Projects

Beyond Charm and Strangeness: The Nerdon
Lukewarm Fusion
Harnessing the Power of Stilton Cheese
The Dancing Louie Masters

For more information about the ISR, please contact Dr. Singleton-Smith. All financial contributions are cheerfully accepted.